Oh, Malört!

June 1, 2025

Wouldn’t you love a 2025 AG chapter shirt? I would have said that Malört defies description, but AI helped me out: “Malört is characterized by its strong, bitter flavor with notes of citrus and herbs.describe it as tasting like a combination of grapefruit juice, bile, or even burnt tires.” That seemed pretty on-target, so I…

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Issues: 2025-06

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